☾ Xenos Scum ☽

Call me Jess, or Xeno. I'm a writer, co-author of the Hybrid Series with Anna Boyd, who runs carpenoctem-vampirology. Female, pansexual, 23.

Fandoms include Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Gears of War, Aliens, The Mighty Boosh, WH40k, and more. All art/designs belong to their respective creators.

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001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
It’s taking over me 

… Tolkien’s own misadventures with his first automobile, purchased in 1932, were the source of some of Mr. Bliss’s escapades. Tolkien was known to accelerate across busy intersections crying out ‘Charge ‘em and they scatter!’ and once knocked down a stone wall during a family vacation.

Beyond The Hobbit, Janet Brennan Croft

I give you John “Road Rage” Tolkien

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every time I forget why Tolkien is my favorite imaginary grandpa, I come across something like this

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Tiny Miss Becca


Tiny Miss Becca


Day 8: An unusual take on the vampire. ended up drawing a hinge jawed translucent toothy leech thing? SURE.-COEY!___


Day 8: An unusual take on the vampire. 
ended up drawing a hinge jawed translucent toothy leech thing? SURE.


H e l l o.


H e l l o.


Dinner’s ready


Dinner’s ready




That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest

This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit costume, stilts and all, gets into the elevator, all hunched over, on his way down to the lobby. Before he could reach the lobby, the elevator stopped on another floor. Two old ladies clutching bibles were about to step on when they see this giant red demon-creature.

And in his deepest voice he says, “Going down?”

They shrieked and ran off to find another elevator.

I think Diablo is the dorkiest end boss ever, but this is genius


New Haemonculus and Wracks.

Wracks kit also includes two additional sets of arms which allow you to convert one Wrack into a Raider pilot or gunner.





Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)

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Getting them to scratch other stuff is also really easy! Ours love these cardboard scratchers, they’re very affordable and even make decent beds! Here is Susie demonstrating:

There is basically no reason at all to declaw, so don’t!